MONEY CAN’T BUY YOU HAPPINESS… But it Makes You Better We’ve all heard the old saw that money is the root of all evil, but a new study from the Glasgow Institute has produced a surprising result. People with money are not only not evil but tend to be of better character, along with more … READ MORE
KINDERDIJK, THE NETHERLANDS – For eight hours yesterday, the citizens of this small Dutch town lost gravity. Terrified citizens were floating above the town for hours! Hamish Bjorn, a one-time NASA astronaut, is in Kinderjik studying this bizarre occurrence. Scientists are baffled by this sudden absence of gravity. The event caused panic and fear in … READ MORE
Village Worships Sacred Fish BETHANY, THE JORDAN RIVER – One of the most famous figures in the New Testament is John the Baptist, who immersed people in water to cleanse them of sin. However, Weekly World News has discovered that John did not acquire his skills overnight. He spent months experimenting with different methods using … READ MORE
He is still all-seeing and all-knowing! New notebooks of the famed sixteenth-century French astrologer Nostradamus have been discovered, and scholars are only beginning to uncover their secrets. The leather-bound volume, found in an antique desk in Marseilles by a vacationing American couple, was initially thought to be a handwritten cookbook, but closer inspection revealed this … READ MORE
Trenton, NJ – As women spend more time pursuing careers, many still find motherhood appealing. But pregnancy can be inconvenient. Fortunately, 54-year-old OB-GYN Dr. Adya Patel has a solution. “It’s called Rapid Birth Technique,” said Dr. Patel. “RBT is based on a series of Indian meditations and exercises that are normally used to enhance the … READ MORE
…AND THEN THEY ARE SUED! The rock world was stunned and shocked in 2016 when the art-rocker David Bowie died of cancer at the age of 69, and they were stunned and shocked again the following year when the roots-rocker Tom Petty died of an overdose at the age of 66. Both men left behind … READ MORE
WASHINGTON, DC – The United States Congress and The President of the United States have finally agreed on one thing – Ph.D. Ape is the only one who can bring the country together during the Impeachment crisis. This week the House of Representatives voted to officially authorize an impeachment inquiry. The Democrats in the House … READ MORE
DUBUQUE, IA—Lorna Macklin, an elementary-school teacher, has a problem. It started last Friday. “After school I went food shopping, like any other Friday. I got home and put food away in the fridge. When I opened it up about ten minutes later it was all gone.” She searched the house for her husband or kids, … READ MORE
VATICAN CITY – The Catholic Church follows Facebook, Monsanto, and the American Dentist’s Union as the latest to announce its foray into digital currencies. VatiCoin is coming! The platform, set to launch this Christmas, is “absolutely necessary for the continued convenience to our parishioners around the world,” explained Vatican spokesperson Cardinal Riciclaggio Denaro. “Despite our … READ MORE
ASHEVILLE, NC – Locals have spotted a number of Pumpkin Bears in the woods outside Asheville. Authorities estimate that there are close to two dozen Pumpkin Bears on the loose, which is typical for this time of year. After all, it is mating season! This isn’t the first time that Pumpkin Bears have been seen … READ MORE