CHAPEL HILL, NC – Nutrition expert, Dr. Nicholas Perricone, has added Twinkies to his list of superfoods.
Year: 2014
$400,000 TUNA
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TOKYO – A giant bluefin tuna got a record $396,000 in the first auction of the year at the world’s largest wholesale fish market.
FLU VICTIMS PUT IN FEDERAL PRISONS
In response to the worst flu season in history, President Obama ordered flu victims be quarantined in federal prisons.
PIERS MORGAN DEPORTED BACK TO ENGLAND
The White House, responding to a petition, is deporting CNN host Piers Morgan back to England.
LINDSAY LOHAN TO PLAY HILLARY CLINTON
Lifetime has contracted Lindsay Lohan to play Hillary Clinton in a biopic entitled, “The Bill and Hill Show.”
CHICAGO TO BE RENAMED "OBAMA CITY"
The Mayor of Chicago, Rahm Emanuel, reportedly announced that the city will be renamed. It will now be – Obama City!
MICHAEL JACKSON SAND SCULPTURE
BRUSSELS – A Belgian artist has created a tribute to Michael Jackson at the annual Blankenberge Sand Sculpture Festival.
RENT-A-BABY
A new government program allows couples to “rent” babies before deciding whether to have a child of their own.
WORLD'S LARGEST NUTELLA HEIST!
BERLIN — These thieves really have sticky fingers. Yummy sticky fingers.