LOS ANGELES – The judge threw the book at Lindsay Lohan today, sentencing her to life in prison.
Year: 2011
GHOST DOG FOUND AT AIRBASE
Paranormal investigators made contact with the dog owned by Guy Gibson, the heroic pilot who led the Dambusters raids during WWII.
UFOS OVER NFL GAMES
There have been numerous reports of alien spaceships hovering over NFL games in the last two weeks.
KIM KARDASHIAN DATING RYAN SEACREST
LOS ANGELES – Only 24 hours after announcing her divorce, Kim Kardashian has moved in with Ryan Seacrest.
7 BILLION HUMANS, 7 MILLION ALIENS!
MANILA – Today – the seven-billionth Earthling was born in the Philippines, and the seven millionth alien was born in New Mexico.
TOURS OF HEAVEN
MALAYSIA – A tour company is booking trips to Heaven. It’s a trip of a lifetime – you don’t want to miss it!
KIM KARDASHIAN DIVORCE
LOS ANGELES – Only two months after their wedding, it looks like Kim and Kris are going their separate ways.
HAUNTED WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON, DC – White House ghosts are terrorizing White House Staff and the First Family.