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Month: April 2011

MONKEYS ARE RACIST

April 9, 2011 by Tap Vann

LONDON – Psychologists have proven that monkeys are the world’s first racists.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Bad, evolutionary psychology, monkeys, psychologists

GAY CAVEMAN FOUND

April 7, 2011 by Tap Vann

PRAGUE –  Czech archaeologists have unearthed the remains of an early gay man from around 2900-2500 B.C.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags archaeologists, archaeology, woman

TOAD BREEDING SEASON

April 7, 2011 by Tap Vann

PHILADELPHIA –  They’re closing off the streets here so that toads – in heat – are safe from traffic.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags philadelphia

DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: WHAT TO WEAR

February 27, 2020April 7, 2011 by WWN Staff

The J-Train is coming through and he’s got the dating advice you need!

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Categories Advice Tags dude dating, dude dating with j-train, dude dating with jtrain, jared freid, jared freid comedian, seducing women

SEX & EXERCISE CAUSE HEART ATTACKS

April 7, 2011 by Elsa Akesson

NEW YORK – Both sex and jogging can cause heart attacks.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags exercise, heart attack, heart attacks, running, Sex

L.A. TRAFFIC CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE!

April 7, 2011 by Frank Lake

LOS ANGELES –  Researchers have concluded that pollution in Southern California causes brain damage.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags brain damage, highways, los angeles, los angeles traffic, traffic, USC

VAMPIRE WOMAN

February 6, 2023April 7, 2011 by Tap Vann

MONTERREY –  A vampire woman is on the loose in Mexico.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags vampires

GLENN BECK REPLACEMENT

April 6, 2011 by Tap Vann

NEW YORK – Glenn Beck is out at Fox News and his replacement is:  Ed Anger!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Ed Anger, fox news, fox news channel, glenn beck, Roger Ailes

MEN APOLOGIZE TO WOMEN

April 6, 2011 by Frank Lake

Men have officially apologized to women – for everything.  And they put it on video.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags feminists, men, rape, slaves, wars, women

ORIGINAL BAT BOY ART!

April 6, 2011 by Garrett Hawley

Villanova Theatre is currently putting on a Bat Boy: The Musical production for the ages!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, bat boy the musical, weekly world news
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