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NEW YORK – Sesame Street is going to have a gay wedding for Bert and Ernie.
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BLACKBIRDS DROPPING FROM ARKANSAS SKY
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ARKANSAS – Once again, hundres of dead blackbirds are falling from the Arkansas sky – two years in a row.
UNITED STATES SURRENDERS TO JAPAN
Though North Korea is the country threatening the United States, Secretary of State, John Kerry, surrendered to Japan.
BILL CLINTON PORN STAR
[mpoverlay]Bill Clinton has reportedly made a porn video while in Monaco with his charitable organization.
IRAN INVENTS TIME MACHINE
An Iranian scientist has invented a time machine that goes backward and forward in time!
STUDY PROVES MOST ALIENS ARE DWARFS
Most aliens who visit Earth are dwarfs who stand less than 4 feet tall! So says physicist David Webb.
LEGO CELLO
NEW YORK, NY – A Lego fan and artist has built a cello completely out of Lego bricks, and it even plays!
TAYLOR SWIFT – VALENTINE'S DAY ADVICE
Taylor Swift knows a lot about heartbreak and… love. WWN has assembled a Valentine’s tip sheet for lovers, based on her amazing life of love and song.