SVALBARD – The skull of a sea monster that scientists are saying was the most fearful animal to ever swim the ocean was discovered last year in the Arctic.
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CARL LANDRY SHOT IN LEG
UPDATE: Houston Rockets’ Carl Landry was shot in the leg early this morning during a failed robbery. Was the same leprechaun from Plaxico Burress’ injury involved?
HUGH HEFNER SELLING MANSION
BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Playboy founder Hugh Hefner is not only unloading his family’s home to line his pockets, but key Playboy Mansion items are also going to the block.
ST. PATRICK’S DAY ARREST
BOSTON, MA – Customs officials have seized 14 kilos of shamrock seeds at Dulles Airport. The seeds would have grown 38 kilos of “Lucky Green” with a street value of $150,000.
MARS FACE FOUND UNDER POLAR ICE CAP
FRANKFURT – German and American scientists have found a stone face under polar ice that’s identical to the stone face on Mars!
SPIDER BITE MIRACLE
MANTECA, CA – A man who spent the last 20 years as a paraplegic is now able to walk, thanks to the “blessing” of a spider bite!
TRAVIS HENRY’S 11 KIDS
DENVER, CO – Congratulations to former Bronco’s running back Travis Henry. He’s a father. Again. For the 11th time.
CLYBURN’S ZIMBABWE REMARK
COLUMBIA, SC – Governor Mark Sanford had the courage to call out the Obama Administration on what everyone else was afraid to say – the Zimbabwification of America!