TOLEDO, OH – Thousands of dead walleye fish have been washing up on shores of Lake Erie.
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NEPENTHES ATTENBOROUGHII
MANILA – Scientists have discovered a rat-eating plant in the Philippines, and named it after Sir David Attenborough!
MAN CHARGED WITH MURDERING COMPUTER
MUMBAI – In one of the most controversial cases in legal history, a man is being charged with murder for destroying a computer.
Oil Drill Opens Hole Into Hell
PRUDHOE BAY, AK – Something is emerging from Hell!
That is the horrifying warning of more than 60 eyewitnesses who have seen the monstrous shape roaring out of a mile-deep Alaskan oil well amid stinking clouds of sulfur.