BINCHUAN, CHINA – Aliens from Gootan have been spotted throughout Yunnan province in China.
Paranormal
GHOST DOG FOUND AT AIRBASE
Paranormal investigators made contact with the dog owned by Guy Gibson, the heroic pilot who led the Dambusters raids during WWII.
HAUNTED WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON, DC – White House ghosts are terrorizing White House Staff and the First Family.
MICHAEL JACKSON SPOTTED OUTSIDE COURTHOUSE
LOS ANGELES – It was the first day of Dr. Conrad Murrays’ manslaughter trail and who was spotted outside – Michael Jackson!
LION STOPS LESBIAN BURGLARS
UPPER DARBY, PA – A lion thwarted the “burgling” efforts of two young lesbians.
PRINCESS DI GHOST VISITS WWN
The ghost of Princess Diana appeared suddenly at the Weekly World News headquarters this morning!