HOLLYWOOD, CA – Jam band Phish has reunited for a heavily anticipated 2009 tour. But fans are outraged after Ticketmaster made a mistake with ticket sales.
UPDATE: Barack Obama’s half-bat half-brother, Obatma, is planning to meet with the Special Olympics committee on Monday to make peace over Obama’s bad joke.
Puma Punku is a set of ruins in Bolivia, not well known outside of archaeologist and UFOlogist circles. Why have these stones attracted two seemingly opposite groups?
NIGERIA – Blind mom Heather Hilton was leaving the hospital with her newborn son when hooligans kidnapped the boy, and sent her home with a baby chimpanzee!
SALT LAKE CITY, UT – A small religious group was denied erecting a granite monument in a Utah park with their tenants on it. But what are these “seven aphorisms”?
MUMBAI – In one of the most controversial cases in legal history, a man is being charged with murder for destroying a computer.
NEW YORK, NY – Accusations have been lodged that Mulrog aliens tried to rig the 2009 Westminster Dog Show.
TEHRAN – The Obama administration is sending the U.S. women’s badminton team to Iran as a cultural exchange.
BROOKLYN, NY – The Beastie Boys held a secret show in their hometown, and a certain beastly boy was on hand to collaborate.
REYKJAVIK, ICELAND – Already crippled by their economic crisis, the Icelandic government has now been festooned with “ghost ships” sailing into port.