In a Purr-sistent Campaign, Cat Wins Mayor’s Seat, Declares ‘Catnip in every Pot’ As Town Slogan.

Cat Runs for Mayor In a remarkable event, a small town recently witnessed a historic mayoral election. This election captured the attention of the nation as Cat ran for mayor. In this election, a cat named Fluffy emerged victorious, winning the mayor’s seat with a surprising majority. Fluffy have become a symbol of change and … READ MORE

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Rent-a-Baby: For Millennials Who Just Can’t Commit

BREAKING NEWS: “Rent-a-Baby” Service Launches, Offers Temporary Parenthood Experience FOR MILLENNIALS In a bold move catering to the commitment-shy millennials, a groundbreaking service called Rent-a-Baby has emerged. Offering a unique solution for those hesitant to dive headfirst into the world of parenthood. This innovative venture provides a temporary parenting experience. Allowing users to dip their … READ MORE

MYSTERY STAR APPEARS OVER HOLY LAND!

A comet, a meteor — or a sign of the Second Coming? JERUSALEM — Astronomers are trying to explain a bright new star that has appeared in the skies over Bethlehem — a star some experts say heralds the Second Coming of Christ! Scientists have been tracing the mysterious heavenly body, dubbed Beth-2, since mid-July … READ MORE

KENNEDY CURSE LIVES ON!

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WASHINGTON D.C. – The ghost of Mary Jo Kopechne is at it again! And she’s really leaving her mark!

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TIGHTWAD TIPS FROM AMERICA'S RICHEST FAMILIES!

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When tough times start shrinking your bank-roll, you can still survive if you follow tightwad tips from the greatest experts on Earth — the world’s richest people!
There are lots of little ways to save big money. And no one applied them better than people like the Kennedy’s, Howard Hughes, J. Paul Getty and other multi-millionaires who really knew how to streeeetch a dollar.

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