PLATTSBURGH, NY – The future is here! Terrafugia has just announced that the Transition flying car has made its first successful flight.
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OREGON BEER TAX HIKE PROTEST
PORTLAND, OR – After a 1,900% tax hike was proposed to help the state budget, Oregon residents have protested by dumping beer into the Portland harbor.
35 YEAR OLD MAN’S VIRGINITY AUCTION
CALIFON, NJ – In the wake of a recent successful auction, one middle-aged virgin wants to be the first man to sell his first time!
CHAOS CLOUD TAKES ON THAILAND
BANGKOK, THAILAND – The Chaos Cloud is apparently unhappy over the uproar in Bangkok’s airport.
CHAOS CLOUD GLARES AT SANTA BARBARA
SANTA BARBARA, CA – As the fires die down in Southern California, the Chaos Cloud moved in and set his ominous scowl.
CHAOS CLOUD SLAMS ASIA
BEIJING, CHINA – The Chaos Cloud has been spreading across Asia to finally center in on one of the world’s most polluted cities.
CHAOS CLOUD COVERS NEW HAVEN
NEW HAVEN, CT – The Chaos Cloud settled over New Haven City Hall yesterday in preparation for the start of official gay marriages.
CHAOS CLOUD COVERS GUANTANAMO BAY
GUANTANAMO BAY, CUBA – Rumors that President-elect Barack Obama will close the Guantanamo Bay prison has left more than just humans concerned.
Corpse Plane To Paradise
“You’d be surprised how many people die down here every week,” said 63-year-old Timothy Kodera, Airborne Hygiene Consultant for the New York City Sanitation Department.
Lonely Doctor is Suture Happy
Playboy Kurt Fulson has never made a proposal on his knee. “Though I have, in fact, just received one there,” the billionaire told Weekly World News.