FATHERS AGAINST MOTHERS AGAINST DRUNK DRIVING

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WASHINGTON, DC – Fathers all over the nation are uniting under the slogan “I drive better when I’ve had a few.”

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ALEX RODRIGUEZ ADMITS STEROID USE

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NEW YORK, NY – Alex Rodriguez has admitted to taking performance-enhancing drugs, and all the angels in the heavens above have wept as one.

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KOSOVO NOW OLD ENOUGH TO DATE

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GENEVA – A consensus vote at the United Nations today recognized Kosovo’s right to after-hours, unsupervised socialization rights with consenting nations.

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