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WASHINGTON, DC – Whites are not reproducing and are dwindling in numbers. Officials have a solution – Hispanics are now white.

Even though whites in America are not replacing themselves with enough babies, their numbers in the latest census is growing by a large percentage.  How can that be?

Because Hispanics are now officially (according to the U.S. government) – white!

The Obama Administration released this statement:  “‘Hispanic’ is an ethnicity, not a race. While the U.S. government first made this distinction in 1980, many Latinos continued to use the “some other race” box to establish a Hispanic identity.  So on the 2010 census forms we specifically instructed Latinos that Hispanic origins are not races and to select a recognized category such as white or black.”

So Hispanics are now forced to decide between white or black.

Many are choosing “white.”

To go further, the Obama Administration says that it is hard to truly define what “white” is.  “There are many shades of white, and there are many shades of black. And there are grays and that makes it hard to say if someone is really “white” or not,” Jay Carney, the White House Press Secretary, reportedly said.

Some Italian-Americans checked the “black” box on the 2010 census. “I’m darker than Obama.  I think that qualifies me as black,” said Big Jimmy Forsatella of Bayonne.

Meanwhile, Asians are also checking “white”  box.   Native Americans are checking the “black” box.  “There is no yellow or green or  purple skin pigment,” Jay Carney reportedly told reporters.  “White is not white.  And black is not black.”

Carney went to say that even declaring yourself as “white” or “black” can be discriminatory.  SO, the Obama Administration said that it will now be up to the individual to declare if they are “white” or “black”.     “Skin color is only one way to tell if you are black or white,” said Vice President Joe Biden.  “You could be white on the outside and black on the  inside.  Or black on the outside and white on the inside.”

Biden then declared that he considers himself “black.”

So, there you go.  Black and white is no longer black and white.  And, officially now, all Hispanics are white!!

Ay caramba!