It’s official. Nelson, pictured above, is the ugliest bird in the world.
Month: April 2012
FROZEN COWS BLOWN UP!
DENVER — Local authorities used explosives to drive a herd of frozen cows out of a cabin in the Rocky Mountains.
U.S. INVADES CHICAGO!
CHICAGO – The U.S. launched an invasion last night as special forces units and Blackhawk helicopters attacked the city.
KILLER RACCOONS IN FLORIDA!
MERRITT ISLAND, FL – Wild, vicious raccoons are attacking citizens in Kiwanis Island Park.
WEDDING DRESS DIET
A revolutionary new diet that promises expectant brides they will be able to fit into their dream dress.
CLEVELAND CORKSCREW
The Cleveland Indians have installed a wind turbine at their ballpark. The reason: to help Cleveland hit more home runs!
COLOMBIAN WOMAN: MY SERVICE IS NO SECRET
CARTAGENA, Colombia – The Colombian woman in the middle of the Secret Service scandal has spoken out.
NASA FOUND AND KILLED MARTIANS
NASA revealed last week that in 1976 that found life on Mars. They brought them home,but “accidentally” boiled them alive.
