VANCOUVER – At a Canadian luncheon last week, former President Bush said, “I did not sell my soul.” Satan has disputed his statement.
Month: October 2009
WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: OCTOBER 26, 2009
Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium and Psychic!
ICE SKATING BEAR
BISHKEK – An ice-skating circus bear has killed one person and injured another during rehearsals!
SWEAT LODGE DEATHS
SEDONA, AZ – Three people have died so far from a sweat lodge ceremony run by self-help guru James Arthur Ray.
HATE CRIMES AMENDMENT
WASHINGTON, DC – 35 Republican senators voted against a defense bill that included hate crime legislation. They claim it was based on cuts in anti-zombie spending.
ED ANGER SAYS: "DON'T EAT FIDO!"
So now the experts are telling us animals are bad for planet Earth and we need to get rid of them!
WEEK 22: "Jazz hands!" teacher says… "Will be fun!" teacher says…
“Jazz hands!” teacher says… “Will be fun!” teacher says…
DUDLEYTOWN HAUNTED
A deadly, centuries-old curse wiped out the once-thriving New England village of Dudleytown, driving residents to suicide and madness, say researchers.