VANCOUVER – At a Canadian luncheon last week, former President Bush said, “I did not sell my soul.” Satan has disputed his statement.
Monthly Archives: October 2009
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BISHKEK – An ice-skating circus bear has killed one person and injured another during rehearsals!
SEDONA, AZ – Three people have died so far from a sweat lodge ceremony run by self-help guru James Arthur Ray.
We have a tie!
WASHINGTON, DC – 35 Republican senators voted against a defense bill that included hate crime legislation. They claim it was based on cuts in anti-zombie spending.
So now the experts are telling us animals are bad for planet Earth and we need to get rid of them!
“Jazz hands!” teacher says… “Will be fun!” teacher says…
Don’t forget to cast your vote for this agrarian protest!
An incredibly deadly, centuries-old curse wiped out the once-thriving New England village of Dudleytown, driving residents to suicide and madness, say researchers.