BUSH: “I DID NOT SELL MY SOUL”
VANCOUVER – At a Canadian luncheon last week, former President Bush said, “I did not sell my soul.” Satan has disputed his statement.
Monthly Archives: October 2009
WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: OCTOBER 26, 2009
Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium and Psychic!
ICE SKATING BEAR
BISHKEK – An ice-skating circus bear has killed one person and injured another during rehearsals!
SWEAT LODGE DEATHS
SEDONA, AZ – Three people have died so far from a sweat lodge ceremony run by self-help guru James Arthur Ray.
FREAK OF THE WEEK 21 WINNER + NEXT CONTEST
We have a tie!
HATE CRIMES AMENDMENT
WASHINGTON, DC – 35 Republican senators voted against a defense bill that included hate crime legislation. They claim it was based on cuts in anti-zombie spending.
ED ANGER SAYS: “DON’T EAT FIDO!”
So now the experts are telling us animals are bad for planet Earth and we need to get rid of them!
WEEK 22: “Jazz hands!” teacher says… “Will be fun!” teacher says…
“Jazz hands!” teacher says… “Will be fun!” teacher says…
LAST CHANCE TO VOTE!
Don’t forget to cast your vote for this agrarian protest!
DUDLEYTOWN HAUNTED
An incredibly deadly, centuries-old curse wiped out the once-thriving New England village of Dudleytown, driving residents to suicide and madness, say researchers.
