NEW YORK, NY – With the Swine Flu continuing to spread, people all over the world are stocking up on products to prevent infection. Top designers are offering high fashion alternatives to the common face mask.
Monthly Archives: April 2009
WASHINGTON, DC – A noted scientist has just produced proof that the lunar surface was once inhabited by intelligent life: a 10-inch angel sculpture embedded in a moon rock.
DUBLIN – Apparently this bovine’s never heard of the phrase “bull in a china shop”!
Confused by Google’s logo today? The Internet search site is honoring Samuel Morse’s birthday, the inventor of Morse Code!
WASHINGTON, DC – The Swine Flu epidemic has reached the United States. This new mutated strand of influenza starts as a normal flu, then turns people into pigs.
Just when you thought we had enough to worry about, there’s a new disease going around.
You think your Internet bill might be bad? A man traveling abroad downloaded the film WALL-E, and was charged $62,000!
SPOFFORD, TX – An outbreak of swine flu is being controlled in Mexico City, but the first infected pig was just found and killed in the States!
BAGHDAD – Did humans discover electricity long before the history books tell us? That is the implication of the mysterious Baghdad Battery.
THE EVERGLADES – Elusive cryptid Manigator has found himself in trouble yet again. The half-man half-alligator mutant is listed on DontDateHimGirl.com