DESIGNER FACE MASKS
NEW YORK, NY – With the Swine Flu continuing to spread, people all over the world are stocking up on products to prevent infection. Top designers are offering high fashion alternatives to the common face mask.
Monthly Archives: April 2009
200,000 YEAR OLD STATUE FOUND ON MOON
WASHINGTON, DC – A noted scientist has just produced proof that the lunar surface was once inhabited by intelligent life: a 10-inch angel sculpture embedded in a moon rock.
BULL LOOSE IN GROCERY STORE
DUBLIN – Apparently this bovine’s never heard of the phrase “bull in a china shop”!
GOOGLE MORSE CODE
Confused by Google’s logo today? The Internet search site is honoring Samuel Morse’s birthday, the inventor of Morse Code!
SWINE FLU COMES TO AMERICA
WASHINGTON, DC – The Swine Flu epidemic has reached the United States. This new mutated strand of influenza starts as a normal flu, then turns people into pigs.
ED ANGER SAYS: MEXICAN PIGS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME
Just when you thought we had enough to worry about, there’s a new disease going around.
GUY BILLED $62,000 FOR DOWNLOADING WALL-E
You think your Internet bill might be bad? A man traveling abroad downloaded the film WALL-E, and was charged $62,000!
SWINE FLU
SPOFFORD, TX – An outbreak of swine flu is being controlled in Mexico City, but the first infected pig was just found and killed in the States!
BAGHDAD BATTERY
BAGHDAD – Did humans discover electricity long before the history books tell us? That is the implication of the mysterious Baghdad Battery.
DONTDATEHIMGIRL.COM
THE EVERGLADES – Elusive cryptid Manigator has found himself in trouble yet again. The half-man half-alligator mutant is listed on DontDateHimGirl.com
