WASHINGTON, DC – Senator John McCain took a few hours out of his busy campaign schedule to attend the annual basketball game that reunites “The Keating Five.” All four of the surviving five US senators who were implicated in the Savings and Loan Scandal of 1987 attended the match where they defeated the Georgetown University junior varsity team 21 to 16. The game was largely seen as an esteem booster for McCain’s next presidential debate.

A Gatorade-soaked Dennis DeConcini (D – AZ) said, “Now that there’s a bigger financial scandal than ours, maybe we’ll have to discontinue the game.”

Republican Presidential nominee John McCain, who shoots with an underhanded ‘granny’ style shot due to injuries sustained while in a Vietnamese prison camp, scored eight points.