HYANNIS, MA – Ted Kennedy was notably absent today as family and friends gathered to pay their last respects to Eunice Kennedy Shriver. Or was he?
Posted on 14 August 2009
By Lena Barker
HYANNIS, MA – Ted Kennedy was notably absent today as family and friends gathered to pay their last respects to Eunice Kennedy Shriver. Or was he?
Posted on 13 August 2009
By Lena Barker
ASHLAND, NH – Earl Havlock picked up the phone at the general store, dialed his brother Elwood and said: “come on down. I think I’ve won some money for you on the lottery.”
Posted on 12 August 2009
By Lena Barker
WASHINGTON D.C. – The ghost of Mary Jo Kopechne is at it again! And she’s really leaving her mark!
Posted on 11 August 2009
By Lena Barker
When tough times start shrinking your bank-roll, you can survive if you follow tightwad tips from the greatest experts on Earth — the world’s richest people!
Posted on 11 August 2009
By Lena Barker
LOS ANGELES, CA – Reports are pouring in that, Lady Gaga, the New York-born singer songwriter is not quite the ultra-feminine sexy siren she claims to be. According to sources, Gaga boasts both male and female genitalia.
Posted on 10 August 2009
By Lena Barker
BRONX, NY – It was reported that Michael Jackson was to trade in his famed sequined glove for a baseball mitt. The late eccentric millionaire was to buy the Yankee franchise — so he could play center field.
Posted on 06 August 2009
By Lena Barker
NEW YORK, NY — 80’s teen film director John Hughes died Thursday of apparent cardiac arrest during a morning stroll in Manhattan. Talks are now underway to develop a script that will not only dramatize Hughes’ life, but unveil the moments leading up to his untimely demise.
Posted on 18 March 2009
By Lena Barker
PLATTSBURGH, NY – The future is here! Terrafugia has just announced that the Transition flying car has made its first successful flight.
Posted on 17 February 2009
By Lena Barker
PORTLAND, OR – After a 1,900% tax hike was proposed to help the state budget, Oregon residents have protested by dumping beer into the Portland harbor.
Posted on 15 January 2009
By Lena Barker
CALIFON, NJ – In the wake of a recent successful auction, one middle-aged virgin wants to be the first man to sell his first time!