SWITZERLAND – A cannibal has been arrested after his “dinner guest” changed his mind and called the cops.
OPRAH TURNED DOWN FOR MORTGAGE
Oprah reportedly tried to get a mortgage for her nephew in Brooklyn – but was turned down!
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MARS TRADED WITH ANCIENT EGYPT
BERN – Swiss scientists say they can prove beyond a doubt that the Lost City of Atlantis was on Mars, and its astronauts traded with ancient Egypt for thousands of years!
MCCAIN NEGOTIATES BETWEEN ANGELS & DEMONS
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND – Angels and demons have quietly entered into peace talks, thanks to Senator John McCain!