NEW YORK, NY – One judge couldn’t seem to kick his “naughty” addiction!
NEWEST U.S. JUDGE IS 5-YEARS-OLD!
AND HE HATES “MEANIES!” While “adults” across the nation play a political game of “Mad Libs” concerning election fraud, the small town of Facepalms, Florida, is actually prosecuting a proven case; a case that led to the appointment of a 5-year-old judge, Peter “Puck” Smezworthy. Harry Towers, the Mayor of Facepalms, laughs over it all. … READ MORE