A massive sinkhole opened up in a residential neighborhood in Windermere, Florida that was 100 feet across and nearly 50 feet deep.
BRICK, N.J. – Beach Front Inc., a tanning bed company, has launched a line of child-friendly tanning beds called Junior Fun Tan.
NEW YORK – Tim Tebow is hitting the high seas with Carnival Cruises for a faith-based football cruise this May.
Giant rats are running wild in the Florida Keys!
PANAMA CITY, FL – A cloud tsunami hit Panama City Beach, causing considerable damage.
Newt Gingrich plans to colonize the moon in two years and it make it the 51st State, if Newt becomes President.
VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that he will attend the Denver Broncos playoff game against the New England Patriots.
PALM BEACH, FL – Thousand of sharks under alien mind control have been spotted just off the coast of south Florida.
NEW HAMPSHIRE – Rick Perry continues his gafffetastic campaign. He told an audience last night: I hope the Easter Bunny is good to y’all.”
MIAMI – Dwarf-Tossing Season got off to a BIG start in bars across Miami.