LAS VEGAS – Michael Bolton announced today that he is running for President of the United States in 2012.
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ERIN ANDREWS STALKER FACING SENTENCE
LOS ANGELES, CA – One pervert’s initial satisfaction has turned into agony as he faces a very lengthy jail sentence!
DANCING WITH A MARTIAN
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Buzz Aldrin was the second man on the moon. Now he wants to be the first man on Mars and Dancing with the Stars will be his coming out party!
OBAMA OPENS DOORS TO CUBA
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama is opening the door to Cuba. The two countries will settle their differences once and for all in a Prime Time Tango dance-off.
LIL’ KIM’S DANCING WITH THE STARS SECRET
LOS ANGELES, CA – Lil’ Kim may be performing on “Dancing with the Stars” with a human, but insiders revealed that Kim spent weeks practicing with a mutant dancer!