NEW YORK – Representative Anthony Weiner’s unborn child was conceived online.
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UNBORN BABY RAPS IN MOMMA’S WOMB
CHICAGO – Nurses in a maternity ward were knocked off their feet when they heard an unborn baby rapping – in his mother’s womb!
KHLOE KARDASHIAN PREGNANT WITH ALIEN BABY
LOS ANGELES – Khloe Kardashian revealed on her reality show tonight that she was impregnated by an alien.
ATTACK OF THE TERROR BABIES!
LAREDO, TX – Texas lawmakers have confirmed that Terror Babies are crawling across the border and heading for… you!
JUSTIN BEAVER FOUND IN OREGON
PORTLAND, OR – Justin Beaver, the beaver born with the face of Justin Beiber, was found today in a stream bed outside Portland.
WOMEN SHOULD BE MAKING BABIES
…and not delivering them! I’m madder than a surgeon with a rusty scalpel – I went to the doctor’s office the other day and found the old sawbones I’ve been going to for 40 years had hung up his stethoscope – and his replacement was a woman.