U.S. PLANNING ARMY OF BAT BOY CLONES!
“THE PENTAGON WANTS TO CREATE A BATTALION OF HEROES!” The U.S. Army War College in Carlisle, PA, has strongly advised the Pentagon to create hundreds or even thousands of Bat … READ MORE
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BAT BOY’s 30th Anniversary!
START YOUR DAY WITH BAT BOY COFFEE!! CELEBRATE NATIONAL BAT BOY DAY with some SNAZZY BAT BOY SOCKS!!
Bat Boy Found in West Virginia Cave 30 Years Ago!!
Americans Push to Make June 23rd National Bat Boy Day! Supporters Encouraged to Contact Elected Representativesto Voice Support for a National Bat Boy Day New York, NY – June 23, … READ MORE
cREEPY COMPANY: BAT BOY RETURNS THURSDAY WITH MORE FUN ITEMS!
Creepy Company is delighted to team up again with our reliable friends at Weekly World News to bring you even more officially-licensed items. Our collection launch in the Summer was a newsworthy success, … READ MORE
BAT BOY’S BAND IS ON THE RUN! PURSUED BY THE FBI!
HIS WORLD TOUR IS FORCED TO GO UNDERGROUND! The lights dim in “Florida Man’s Cave” in Daytona, Florida. This reporter is sitting next to concert promoter Dick Hyman. “You’re going … READ MORE
ZOOLOGIST CLAIMS BAT BOY WAS CREATED BY U.S. GOVERNMENT!
BAT BOY STRONGLY DENIES THIS ACCUSATION, HIRES PH.D. APE AS HIS LAWYER. FREDERICK, MD — According to zoologist, Dr. Julio Chanduri, the mystery surrounding an American icon has been solved. … READ MORE
BAT BOY GOES CAROLING!
SINGING HIS HEART OUT FOR EVERYONE IN THE WWN UNIVERSE! Bat Boy, who is still getting over his loss in the 2020 election, was back in West Virginia today. He … READ MORE
BAT BOY NAILS COGNITIVE TEST!
PERSON, WOMAN, BAT, CAMERA, WINGS! President Trump challenged his competitors Joe Biden and Bat Boy to take a cognitive test. Since Donald Trump “aced” his test and identified an elephant … READ MORE