PARIS – The Dead Sea Scrolls predicted that a Great Flood, like the one that destroyed Noah’s world, will sweep the Earth in 2009, drowning at least 2 billion people.
DEATH RAY AT CONSUMER ELECTRONICS SHOW
LAS VEGAS, NV – The Death Ray app has made its premiere at the popular Consumer Electronics Show amidst drama and fear.
APPLE FOUNDER TO LOSE ADAM’S APPLE
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – It was revealed this week that cancer survivor and Apple CEO Steve Jobs was undergoing hormone therapy to counteract his notable weight loss.
UPDATE: MACWORLD THREATENED BY DEATH RAY
UPDATE: Death-ray-wielding open source software supporters are expected to crash the MacWorld convention in San Francisco.
CHARLES BARKLEY JOYRIDE
PHOENIX, AZ – Charles Barkley was spotted on another law-breaking ride, with a familiar passenger in tow!
NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS
NEW YORK, NY – To welcome in the new year, Weekly World News flew in some of the years biggest shakers and news makers for a holiday party.
AHMEDINEJAD HOSTS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
TEHRAN, IRAN – Iranian dictator Mahmoud Ahmedinejad shocked the world this week by appearing on a one hour Christmas special broadcast on the BBC.
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS HOLIDAY CARD
No matter if you’re human, mutant or alien, we here at Weekly World News want to wish you happy holidays!