PARIS – Former French president Jacques Chirac was rushed to the hospital this week after being attacked by his white Maltese poodle, Sumo.
ABE WAS A BABE
LEXINGTON, KY – Despite repeated comparisons, Abraham Lincoln was more different from Barack Obama than you ever could have imagined.
BEST JOB IN THE WORLD’S DARK SECRET
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – Australia has been advertising a coveted island caretaker position, but applicants don’t know about one very important job responsibility.
35 YEAR OLD MAN’S VIRGINITY AUCTION
CALIFON, NJ – In the wake of a recent successful auction, one middle-aged virgin wants to be the first man to sell his first time!
UPDATE: STEVE JOBS STEPPING DOWN
UPDATE: Steve Jobs has just announced he will be taking a leave of absence – in order to complete his gender re-assignment!
BARBARA HERSHEY GUILTY OF WITCHCRAFT?
LOS ANGELES, CA – Academy Award-nominated actress Barbara Hershey has been accused of practicing witchcraft, and she is not taking it lying down.
BISHOP GENE ROBINSON GOES ALL OUT
CONCORD, NH – A gay bishop has been selected to give the first invocation of President-Elect Barack Obama’s inauguration, and he is going to do it loudly and proudly!
