Ordinary Household Mirror Opens to Not-ToO-Bad Dimension! The Miller family of St. Paul, Minnesota, noticed something strange about the mirror in an upstairs bathroom. “It would shimmer when you looked in it, and if we listened closely we could hear a high-pitched noise,” said Melanie Miller, 49, who moved into the house on Ferris Lane … READ MORE
BAT BOY 2020 CAMPAIGN READY TO TAKE ON TRUMP AND BIDEN! WASHINGTON, DC. – At a press conference at the Lincoln Memorial, Bat Boy announced that Bigfoot will be his 2020 Vice Presidential.running mate! Bat Boy had originally planned on selecting Bigfoot, but then Bigfoot went missing for several month. There was a lot of … READ MORE
“HE’S STILL OUR SON,” DECLARES FATHER. “WE JUST HAVE TO WATCH THE TUSKS.” “SOY MILK TURNS BOY INTO WARTHOG,” read the headlines of the North Tummler Times. Intrigued, Weekly World News did some research and, then, departed for the town of North Tummler. We arrived at the Hartlynd home, accompanied by police chief Mark Downe. … READ MORE
AND THEY BOTH ACCEPT! Weekly World News has learned that Republican Texas Senator Ted Cruz has been engaged in a Twitter war with The Incredible Hulk. Apparently, the whole kerfuffle began in the wake of President Donald Trump’s crash and burn in Tulsa, when The Hulk tweeted. “Him white dopey.” For reasons known only to … READ MORE
“THANK GOD I HAD THAT THIRD BURRITO,” HE EXPLAINS When a black van roared up to Vincent Gardini’s vintage woody wagon in Los Angeles’ Diamond District, forcing him onto the sidewalk, Gardini was shocked. “I was shocked,” he recalls. When two masked passengers leaped out of the van, training their semi-automatic weapons on Gardini, pulling … READ MORE
They’ve dealt with it before! The world is in the grips of coronavirus fever. Every day brings updated numbers of those infected, and breathless stories about clusters where the virus seems to be spreading. The result is a global citizenry that doesn’t know where to turn, or how to change its habits. Should people shake … READ MORE
One month ago, Elon Musk was spotted in a grocery store wearing an unusual contraption. Many. who saw him, ridiculed his clothing accessory. But, apparently, his trip to pick up some Slim Jims and a six-pack of diet Coke was a field test for something more. At a small, socially responsible gathering, Tesla hosted a … READ MORE
“YOU’RE AFRAID TO OPEN THE MAIL BOX BECAUSE OF THE CONFETTI BOMBS,” SAYS MAYOR Just about a month ago, the small burg of Fernwood, California noticed the arrival of two-dozen clowns in its streets. “It was hard not to notice them,” says Mayor Clint Yumpin. “I mean, they’re clowns. Red noses. Face paint. Colorful gear. … READ MORE
“It began right around the time I started my podcast.” The sixty five year old comedian grimaces, “I thought I was just going a little crazy. Overworked maybe. I ignored it at first, but I kept having unusual things happen around the house. Sometimes even while I was on stage! Orange wedges appearing out of … READ MORE
HOME ON THE RANGE. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN BUFFALO DON’T ROAM. Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam… and eat breakfast? And watch TV? And cuddle up in front of the fireplace? No problem. When Bailey D. Buffalo was just a calf, he was abandoned by his mother and adopted b y Jim and … READ MORE