Weekly World News

ED ANGER SAYS: BUY AMERICAN – OR ELSE!

March 20, 2012 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a penguin on Miami Beach over all the mealy-mouthed politicians whining about the economy and not doing anything about it.

March 20, 2012 by Tap Vann

LONDON – Authorities revealed that an important UFO photo mysteriously vanished from Britain’s Ministry of Defense.

March 20, 2012 by Hideaki Tailor

Goldie Hawn, the world’s first “happiness expert,” is revolutionizing the classroom by encouraging mediation and “brain breaks”.

March 20, 2012 by Tap Vann

A 400-pound adult male gorilla escaped his cage a the Buffalo zoo – and is on the run!

March 20, 2012 by Frank Lake

Virgin Galactic launched Ashton Kutcher into space. He’s headed for the moon.

March 19, 2012 by Tap Vann

Giant pandas make some of the best tea in world. And they make it every day!

March 19, 2012 by Frank Lake

The warm winter has caused baby squirrels to fight adults for food. It’s a war – and it’s getting ugly.

March 19, 2012 by Tap Vann

Peyton Manning will be the next Denver quarterback, but the Broncos want him to come up with a move similar to Tebowing.

March 19, 2012 by Tap Vann

An extra-large coyote (half-wolf) is terrorizing the Eastern seaboard of Canada.

March 19, 2012 by Hideaki Tailor

Nadine Schweigert married herself in a beautiful ceremony attended by 300 guests.