Is there anything a woman won’t do for beauty? Hardly anything, if history is taken into account.
FLYING SEMIS – (VIDEO)
DALLAS — Tornadoes tore through the Dallas area , tearing roofs off homes, tossing trucks into the air and leaving flattened tractor trailers strewn along highways and parking lots.
JACK THE SCISSORS
ENGLAND – A man has been banned from carrying scissors in public after he sneaked up on two unsuspecting women and cut their hair.
DOG SCOUTS OF AMERICA
The Dog Scouts of America are one of the fastest growing organizations in the United States.
STUDY: CONGRESS FILLED WITH MORONS!
CAMBRIDGE, MA – A groundbreaking study has determined that 83% of the members of Congress are certified morons!
DOG STEPS FORWARD AS MEGA MILLIONS WINNER
ARCADIA, Kan. — Three winning tickets for last weekend’s record $656 million Mega Millions drawing were sold, but no person has stepped forward to claim the prize. However, one dog has.
THE FLYING CAR IS HERE!
The Dutch company PAL-V announced the first flight of its “flying car”. The City of Los Angeles immediately ordered 10,000.
THE YOGA TAX
WASHINGTON – President Obama issued an executive order yesterday – putting a ten percent tax on yoga studios and everything related to yoga.
RUSSIAN SPY SEDUCED JOE BIDEN
Russian spy Anna Chapman was out to sexually ensnare a member of President Obama’s cabinet – and she succeeded!
