MIAMI FL – Everyone in Miami is in on the porn game and wants to be a star.
FACEBOOK IPO ROADSHOW
Wall Street Groupies swooned as Mark Zuckerberg met with investors about his IPO.
RIHANNA SNL
Rihanna skipped out on her rehearsal for Saturday Night Live on Saturday – so she could be with Chris Brown.
DINOSAUR GAS
Scientists agree: the flatulence emitted by dinosaurs during their reign on earth is THE cause of global warming.
MARILYN MONROE WAS A KGB AGENT
WWN can confirm that legendary actress Marilyn Monroe worked with the Soviet secret service agency.
SOLAR FLARE HEADED FOR EARTH!
HOUSTON – An eruption on the sun has caused the release of a catastrophic Class X flare – and it’s heading for Earth.
FLYING HOVERCRAFT
This $190,000 flying hovercraft is able to glide over land and water AND soar through the air.
SABERCAT TO WIN KENTUCKY DERBY
WWN horse racing analysts all agree – SaberCat will win the Kentucky Derby today!