TOILET TURNS INTO SPACE-TIME PORTAL WHEN FLUSHED
“AFTER ABOUT SIXTEEN FLUSHES AND THE TOILET SPITTING UP VIKINGS, I STARTED TO GET SUSPICIOUS,” SAYS OWNER. The hand is extended, trembling above the lever. Slowly it grips the wooden … READ MORE
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PLANET NIBURU TO COLLIDE WITH EARTH!
A prominent astrophysicist has confirmed that NIBIRU COULD COLLIDE WITH EARTH AS EARLY AS September 21st, 2022. Dr. Frank Mallikovski, formerly with NASA, told Weekly World News that Planet Nibiru … READ MORE
EARTH’S ROTATION IS SLOWING DOWN!
…AND WILL COME TO A HALT IN 3 YEARS, WARN SCIENTISTS ANCHORAGE, ALASKA — Worried scientists say they have detected a significant slowing of our planet’s rotation — and predict … READ MORE
ROME WAS BUILT IN A DAY!
Archaeologists make a startling discovery! ROME, ITALY — Here’s a newsflash to all those underachievers who fall back on the old claim that ‘Rome wasn’t built in a day.’ “Turns … READ MORE
HOW FAST DO YOU THINK?
NEW FINDINGS WILL SHOCK YOU! How fast do you think? Is it true that the smarter a person is, the harder he is to understand? Here are some of the … READ MORE
FIRE BREAKS OUT ON THE MOON!
WASHINGTON — Raging wildfires erupted on the moon last week in a phenomenon that researchers say can’t possibly explain how fires can burn and spread without oxygen in the icy … READ MORE
PH.D. APE’S New Economic Theory of Success
SENDS SHOCKWAVES THROUGH WALL STREET! Weekly World News reports shocking findings from Ph.D. Ape. Among his many talents, he is also a noted economic theorist and has been studying the … READ MORE
JUPITER RADIOS EARTH FOR HELP!
GIANT COMET HITS THE GIANT PLANET! HOUSTON — Stunned scientists say they now have absolute proof that life exists on Jupiter. They’re receiving distress signals radioed from the devastated planet! … READ MORE
SINKHOLE TURNS OUT TO BE GIANT RABBIT HOLE!
“WE ARE SO SCREWED,” SAYS THE MAYOR The town of Slackjaw, South Dakota has seen its share of hard times. It’s been pummeled by summer thunderstorms, has skirted swarms of … READ MORE
GOLFER SUCKED INTO BLACK HOLE!
“HE REACHED INOT THE CUP TO GET HIS BALL – AND DISAPPEARED! Four golfers in North Carolina had just finished playing the 16th hole when one reached in to retrieve … READ MORE