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TOILET TURNS INTO SPACE-TIME PORTAL WHEN FLUSHED

September 23, 2022September 22, 2022 by Brick Rivers

“AFTER ABOUT SIXTEEN FLUSHES AND THE TOILET SPITTING UP VIKINGS, I STARTED TO GET SUSPICIOUS,” SAYS OWNER. The hand is extended, trembling above the lever. Slowly it grips the wooden … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Paranormal, Science Tags portals, toilets

PLANET NIBURU TO COLLIDE WITH EARTH!

August 28, 2022August 18, 2022 by Frank Lake

A prominent astrophysicist has confirmed that NIBIRU COULD COLLIDE WITH EARTH AS EARLY AS September 21st, 2022. Dr. Frank Mallikovski, formerly with NASA, told Weekly World News that Planet Nibiru … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Science Tags nasa, niburu, space

EARTH’S ROTATION IS SLOWING DOWN!

August 28, 2022July 11, 2022 by Allie Pruitt

…AND WILL COME TO A HALT IN 3 YEARS, WARN SCIENTISTS ANCHORAGE, ALASKA — Worried scientists say they have detected a significant slowing of our planet’s rotation — and predict … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Science Tags space

ROME WAS BUILT IN A DAY!

August 28, 2022July 8, 2022 by Hideaki Tailor

Archaeologists make a startling discovery! ROME, ITALY — Here’s a newsflash to all those underachievers who fall back on the old claim that ‘Rome wasn’t built in a day.’ “Turns … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Science, Uncategorized Tags archaeology, rome

HOW FAST DO YOU THINK?

August 28, 2022June 6, 2022 by Gerry Dorsey

NEW FINDINGS WILL SHOCK YOU! How fast do you think? Is it true that the smarter a person is, the harder he is to understand? Here are some of the … READ MORE

Categories Advice, Headlines, Science Tags intellegence

FIRE BREAKS OUT ON THE MOON!

August 28, 2022May 13, 2022 by Hideaki Tailor

WASHINGTON — Raging wildfires erupted on the moon last week in a phenomenon that researchers say can’t possibly explain how fires can burn and spread without oxygen in the icy … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Science Tags climate change, moon

PH.D. APE’S New Economic Theory of Success

March 16, 2022 by Carl Woodward

SENDS SHOCKWAVES THROUGH WALL STREET! Weekly World News reports shocking findings from Ph.D. Ape. Among his many talents, he is also a noted economic theorist and has been studying the … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Science Tags business, economic theory, ego, entrepreneurs

JUPITER RADIOS EARTH FOR HELP!

September 14, 2021 by Dallas Commagreens

GIANT COMET HITS THE GIANT PLANET! HOUSTON — Stunned scientists say they now have absolute proof that life exists on Jupiter. They’re receiving distress signals radioed from the devastated planet! … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Science Tags Aliens, jupiter

SINKHOLE TURNS OUT TO BE GIANT RABBIT HOLE!

June 14, 2021August 12, 2020 by Brick Rivers

“WE ARE SO SCREWED,” SAYS THE MAYOR The town of Slackjaw, South Dakota has seen its share of hard times. It’s been pummeled by summer thunderstorms, has skirted swarms of … READ MORE

Categories Animals, Headlines, Science Tags rabbits

GOLFER SUCKED INTO BLACK HOLE!

June 14, 2021June 11, 2020 by Frank Lake

“HE REACHED INOT THE CUP TO GET HIS BALL – AND DISAPPEARED! Four golfers in North Carolina had just finished playing the 16th hole when one reached in to retrieve … READ MORE

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