TRUMP ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY FOR 2024 INSURRECTION
Former President Donald Trump surprised insiders today by announcing that he will not run for president in 2024. Instead, he declared that he’s entering the ring to lead the 2024 … READ MORE
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VOTERS VOTE TO SUPPRESS THEIR RIGHT TO VOTE
NO VOTE FOR ME?! The right to vote is widely considered the most essential for a democracy to survive. Tens of thousandsof people in the past have risked their lives … READ MORE
CHINA BUYS MOUNT RUSHMORE
The U.S. Treasury officials made a big announcement today: China Buys Mount Rushmore. A Chinese investment firm, Jiang Yu Woo, made the purchase. The company told Weekly World News that … READ MORE
LET THEM EAT TWINKIES!
According to the Washington Post: “The U.S. Department of Agriculture has taken another whack at former first lady Michelle Obama’s Healthy School lunch push. She had established stricter nutritional standards … READ MORE
PhD APE TO TESTIFY TO CONGRESS
Subpoenaed by Congress. The only being who can tell the truth! Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff shocked many in Washington by subpoenaing Ph.D. Ape to testify to Congress with regard … READ MORE
MEGYN KELLY LEAVING FOX NEWS
Megyn Kelly shocked the cable news world today by announcing she is leaving Fox News to focus on her modeling career.
ALIEN ENDORSES TRUMP
Donald J. Trump has received his biggest endorsement of the election year. From an illegal Alien!
PUTIN TO CAMPAIGN WITH TRUMP
October Surprise! Vladimir Putin will be campaigning with Donald Trump in the final days before the November 8th election.
BILLY BUSH LEAVES NBC
Reeling from the Donald Trump Tapes, Billy Bush has decided to leave NBC… for Fox News!