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TRENTON, NJ – Chris Christie has followed the Matawan-Aberdeen Middle School, and has banned hugging anywhere in New Jersey.
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THE MOONSHINE DIET
You can flush out fat fast without pesky dieting or exercise, on the flabulous new Moonshine Diet!
BLIZZARD TO BURY THE EARTH IN SNOW!
Giddy weather forecasters say the blizzard this weekend will be so big – the entire earth will be covered in snow!
RUSSELL CROWE SPOTS UFO
Russel Crowe saw a UFO whizzing over Sydney’s Royal Botanic Gardens earlier this week.
U.S. POST OFFICE SHUTTING DOWN
[mpoverlay]WASHINGTON – The U.S. Post Office is bankrupt and will be closing for good on December 31st, 2013.
ROYAL FAMILY CHRISTMAS CARD
[mpoverlay]BREAKING NEWS: A year after Prince Harry’s Las Vegas fling, the Royal Family decided to pose for their annual Christmas card.
KIM JONG-UN MARRIES MINNIE MOUSE
PYONGYANG, North Korea — Mickey Mouse and North Korea’s leader, Kim Jong Un, married on state TV.