THE ZOMBIE WEDDING In a heartwarming and slightly horrifying turn of events, a young couple from New Jersey has defied all odds—and common sense. They by decided to go through with their wedding during a full-blown zombie apocalypse. The bride, a radiant human with a love for adventure, and the groom, a charming zombie with … READ MORE
Cryptocurrency has taken the financial world by storm. It offers new and innovative ways to invest, trade and make profits for cryptocurrency traders. However, what if we told you there is a cryptocurrency that doesn’t deal in dollars or Bitcoin, but instead, it trades in compliments? That’s right! A new app is making waves in … READ MORE
The New Testament is approximately 2000 years old, but miraculously the man who wrote it is still alive!Mark Matthew Luke John, or as his friends call him, “Skippy,” hid his identity for almost two millenniumbut decided to “go public” when he recently saw Donald Trump selling bibles online for $60.“For years I was content seeing … READ MORE
Supreme Court Rules on Zombie-Human Marriage: A Landmark Decision Historic Ruling Against Zombie-Human Marriage In a groundbreaking decision, the Supreme Court ruled 5-4 against the legality of a marriage between a living person and a zombie. The case, Rotten v. Life, captured national attention when human Jane Doe married her reanimated high school sweetheart, Zeke … READ MORE
Drones Actually Santa’s New Tech Grovers Mill – In the past weeks, the mysterious drones spotted in the skies over New Jersey have sparked countless conspiracy theories. Foreign powers? Aliens? Mass hallucinations? The Weekly World News has learned the truth about these drones, and it will melt even the hardest heart. They are the newest … READ MORE
A New Wave of Zombies Activism Zombies across the globe are rising—this time not from the grave, but in activism. Under the movement “Zombies Without Borders,” the undead are demanding equal rights and recognition. What began as an online petition has transformed into a global movement, capturing the attention of governments and human rights groups. … READ MORE
In a rather unexpected turn of events, world leaders gathered for a crucial climate summit. However, many embraced their playful side and attended the event dressed as superheroes instead of their usual formal attire. The sight of political figures donning capes and masks at such a critical event may have left some confused. Nevertheless, it … READ MORE
Human Zoo Opens to the Public In a shocking move, Indiana has opened the doors to its first Human Zoo. The attraction, located in the heart of the state, invites visitors to observe humans in their natural habitats. This aims to answer the question on everyone’s mind: “Is there a zoo for ?” The answer … READ MORE
Zombie Resurrection of the Fast Food Franchise In an unexpected twist, Wing Stop faces new competition from an unconventional source. Zombies have launched an innovative fast food franchise called ‘Finger Foods.’ This new player promises to resurrect the dining experience. Offering a unique blend of creativity and novelty, it draws attention from food enthusiasts and … READ MORE
A four-legged hero has gained immense popularity in a small town where the unexpected becomes a reality. In an unprecedented turn of events, a dog has been elected as the Sheriff of a quaint community. However, it is promising a new era of justice and, of course, plenty of biscuits for all. Let’s explore the … READ MORE