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NEW YORK – Sesame Street is going to have a gay wedding for Bert and Ernie.
WILD HOGS TAKE ATLANTA!
Wild hogs are roaming loose in Atlanta… and residents are running for their lives!
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MEN ON "ENDANGERED SPECIES" LIST
Men are going extinct and scientists have now put them on the “endangered species” list.
UNITED STATES SURRENDERS TO JAPAN
Though North Korea is the country threatening the United States, Secretary of State, John Kerry, surrendered to Japan.
BILL CLINTON PORN STAR
[mpoverlay]Bill Clinton has reportedly made a porn video while in Monaco with his charitable organization.
KATHERINE WEBB VS. KATE UPTON IN LINGERIE BOWL
Katherine Webb and Kate Upton will compete against each other in Lingerie Bowl 2013
TITANIC VIOLIN FOUND!
The violin played by Wallace Hartley when his band defiantly played as the doomed Titanic sank – was recently found.
JETS SIGN FIRST FEMALE PLAYER IN NFL
The New York Jets signed the first female contract in the NFL. Lauren Silberman is their new placekicker.
HUGGING BANNED IN NEW JERSEY
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TRENTON, NJ – Chris Christie has followed the Matawan-Aberdeen Middle School, and has banned hugging anywhere in New Jersey.
BLIZZARD TO BURY THE EARTH IN SNOW!
Giddy weather forecasters say the blizzard this weekend will be so big – the entire earth will be covered in snow!