“WE MIGHT HAVE TO LAMINATE THE ACTORS,” SAYS ONE PRODUCER. According to Agence France-Presse, California will allow film and television production to resume later this month, if conditions permit. The industry has been in a shutdown since March due to the coronavirus pandemic and any reopenings will be subject to approval by local health officials. … READ MORE
Brick Rivers interview Dr. Fletcher Peetsake, author of the new bestseller “Are You Judgmental?” (Note: The following article is an edited version of a three-hour interview between Brick Rivers for Weekly World News and Dr. Fletcher Peetsake, author of such previous works as “Are You Nuts?” and “Are You That Stupid?” The tape was paused, … READ MORE
HE ARRIVES TO CLAIM PRIZE IN AN AMBULANCE The State of Montana is known for many things. There are three head of cattle for every citizen, for instance. Glacier National Park is also one of its claims to fame. But, in Woolsock, Montana, it’s “The Unluckiest Man In America” prize that has brought prestige to … READ MORE
“IMAGINE OUR EMBARRASSMENT WHEN THE MUMMY WOKE UP!” SAYS THE MAN. Last March, when orders went out for people to voluntarily self-quarantine themselves as the pandemic began to spread across America, Hank Heimlich didn’t think twice about it. Living in a lovely brownstone in Manhattan’s Upper West Side with his two children, Melinda (aged 9) … READ MORE
“WE BLAME CLIMATE CHANGE,” SAYS POLICE A 125,000 pound beached whale was discovered, today, in a basement rec room in a Sea Bright, New Jersey home. The home’s owner, Mr. Josh Ornry, knew something was amiss last week, went he tried to enter the basement but was blocked by the massive whale carcass. “At first, … READ MORE
SAYS STUNNED DAIRY FARMER: “I THINK IT WAS SOMETHING IN THE WATER.” When rumors starting flying about a giant gorilla-cow hybrid, Weekly World News was the first on the scene. We zeroed in on the McGann Dairy Farm, a 2,000-acre spread in Nummer, Wisconsin. As we pulled up to the expansive farm, we saw dozens … READ MORE
SAYS EXPERT: “PEOPLE ARE OVERLOADING ON B.S.!” A recent poll taken by the Pew-Pew-Pew! Foundation has found that the number of spontaneous combustion cases in America has exploded, going from 5 cases in 2019 to 1900 in 2020. A spokesman from the Foundation, when contacted by WWN, said: “Who are you? Leave me alone! How … READ MORE
“NOBODY MESSES WITH OUR BEES,” SAYS BEEKEEPER. Because America isn’t suffering enough, it’s now apparent that Japanese “Murder Hornets” are invading North America, with sightings in Washington State as well as two more sightings in British Columbia. The two-inch hornets have one goal and one goal only, to kill honeybees. The hornets attack the beehives, … READ MORE
HE CALLS HIMSELF A “TIDE POD CASTER” AND HAS A DEGREE FROM TRUMP UNIVERSITY. Two weeks ago, the President of the United States sent thinking human beings into spasm mode when, at a Coronavirus briefing, he announced: “Supposing we hit the body with a tremendous – whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light… “And … READ MORE
“MUCH TO OUR SURPRISE, THEY SEEM TO BE FREQUENTING MUSIC CLUBS.” Dr. Atlas Mulrooney, a renowned British zoologist, has long predicted that, should humans recede from their cities and towns, the animals pushed out of their old habitats would return to repopulate those deserted sites. He just didn’t know the extent of it. “What I … READ MORE