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Teleprompter Jesus obviously doesn’t know his butt from his elbow and it’s only Day 50.

So he just cut off the money so poor kids can get to go to the same fancy school his own kids go to. But the Communist-in-Chief is setting up a million-dollar scholarship thing for a bunch of foreigners! Not just your ordinary, average weirdo foreigners mind you, but those Paleostynians. Guess now they’ll learn how to make even better bombs in chemistry class!

Plus: I hear the tacky movies Obama gave that British guy don’t even work in English movie machines, and the British guy’s half blind anyhow! I’m surprised the Teleprompter Kid didn’t give the man a Sham Wow and a Chia Pet. Even a Snuggie with the Presidential seal would’ve been better.

Isn’t Oprah Obama’s friend? He should hire her as White House politeness boss – she knows to give people cars and all kinds of fancy crap. Heck, Obama got some fake homeless lady a new house but he can’t spring for a decent present for a big shot, even he was a fruity Englishman who talks funny? Sounds like more communism to me.

Obama says he’s tired already! Yep, it must be pretty hard sitting in a big fancy chair all day, yakking on the phone and signing pieces of paper (with your left hand – just like the Antichrist!)

Not to mention hiring all those people he had to fire for turning out to be crooks or crazies. And I’m pretty sure that fellow he’s got running his press conferences is a pinhead I saw at the carnival once.

I bet my pal Barney a new oxygen tank that Obama’s gonna get kicked out for stupidity. Rush Limbaugh wants Obama to fail cuz it’ll get him a new private jet, but your friend Ed’ll settle for a fresh can of air!