MCDONALD'S ADDS PROZAC TO HAPPY MEALS

Bowing to pressure from health advocates and the government, McDonald’s is putting “happy” in the  Happy Meal.
The company announced Tuesday that it would more than halve the amount of French fries and add apples to its popular children’s meal in an effort to reduce the overall calorie count by 20 percent.
And to make children “happy” the company is adding two 20 mg Prozac pills to the meal.

A toy will still come with each Happy Meal. Children will either get a free water pistol or a plastic Pirates of the Caribbean knife.
Happy Meals account for less than 10 percent of all McDonald’s sales, and the signature box and its contents — first introduced in 1979 — have become a favorite target in recent years.  Health groups were concerned that the french fries were making kids “fat and sad”.
Now, with the addition of apple slices and Prozac  the company feels kids will now be “skinny and happy.”

McDonald’s made it clear that it was changing the composition of Happy Meals in response to parental and consumer pressure.  It also said that it had the approval of the American Psychological Association.
“We have been urging fast food restaurants to put Prozac into their meals for years,” said Dr.  Wendy McMallter of the APA.  “If we get children onto antidepressants early in life – before their brains are fully developed – it could help their brain set to a ‘happy level’ and that could be a great benefit to society.”
The new Happy Meals will be introduced in September and rolled out across the company’s 14,000 restaurants by April 2012.

9 thoughts on “MCDONALD'S ADDS PROZAC TO HAPPY MEALS”

  1. Now if MCD could just add something to the parents food that would make them less selfish, less self-centered, less arrogant, less rude and less self serving that would be great!

  2. Sorry – just a little scary note, it takes very little effort to change the course of a planet's civilization, simply by putting a certain stuff secretly in one meal or two in a restaurant.

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  4. I cannot believe this is really happening. Have they really got that far??? I don't think this is moral. Why put Prozac in food and drug our children into happiness? What happened with the natural states of spirit, aren't they allowed anymore? It's a good thing Donper doesn't go with these methods, I'll stick with these guys.

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