NEW YORK, NY – Twitter was hacked last night by the supposed “Iranian Cyber Army”, as retaliation against the American government!
Month: December 2009
TWITTER FAX MACHINE
TROY, NY – A company is helping older people write e-mails or post to Twitter – via fax machine!
DRUNK 4 YEAR OLD STEALS PRESENTS
CHATTANOOGA, TN – A four-year-old was found drunk and wandering the streets after stealing his neighbor’s Christmas gifts!
JOSEPH MARY BILLBOARD
AUCKLAND – A billboard depicting Joseph and Mary in bed together has sparked angry reactions!
CHAVEZ COPENHAGEN CLIMATE SPEECH
COPENHAGEN – When Hugo Chavez addressed the Copenhagen climate summit in his native tongue, all waited with eager hearts.
TOBY KEITH HAND GESTURE
NORMAN, OK – Country singer Toby Keith offended Asian people everywhere with a racist gesture. His manager blames it on Keith having been lobotomized early in his career.
KUNG FU MONKEY
BEIJING – A Chinese man who teaches monkeys martial arts for entertainment was taught his own lesson!
UNDERWATER UFOS
HOUSTON, TX – National defense experts are confronting the possibility that aliens have invaded Earth’s oceans – and are spying on humans from under the sea!
ADVENT CONSPIRACY
NEW YORK, NY – A growing religious movement is protesting the tradition of buying gifts for Christmas!
MAN WINS LOTTERY LEAVES WIFE
MIAMI, FL – A man won the lottery, and instead of sharing it with his wife, he disappeared!