ORLANDO, FL – The 40th anniversary of the first Moon landing has renewed interest in an apparent UFO sighting during the Apollo 11 mission.
Month: July 2009
GIANT JELLYFISH INVADE SEA OF JAPAN
SEA OF JAPAN – Hundreds of giant jellyfish have advanced from China and have descended into Japanese and, possibly, American waters.
SARAH PALIN LEAVES GOVERNORS MANSION
JUNEAU, AK – Sarah Palin, having resigned from being Alaska’s governor, is moving out of the governor’s mansion. To help speed the process she is holding an enormous yard sale.
WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: JULY 20, 2009
Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium and Psychic!
1889 ALIEN ABDUCTION
MEXICO CITY – Arizona lawmen chased a crippled UFO clear into Mexico before the aliens aboard abducted a member of the posse 120 years ago!
ARCTIC GOO
JUNEAU, AK – Officials have been unable to identify large patches of mysterious black goo that were found off the coast of Alaska this week.
GOOGLE EARNINGS UP
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Exceeding all expectations, Google turned a large profit this quarter. Google is now hoping to have several American landmarks renamed.