LOS ANGELES – Only two months after their wedding, it looks like Kim and Kris are going their separate ways.
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KRIS HUMPHRIES TO GET BUTT IMPLANTS
HOLLYWOOD – Mr. Kim Kardashian, who also plays basketball, was asked by producers of his wife’s reality show to get butt implants to match his wife’s. And he’s doing it!
TIGER WOODS ENGAGED!
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL – Tiger Woods announced that he is getting married again. His new bride? Rachel Uchitel.
MEGAN FOX MARRIES, BUT SHE'S STILL A MAN!
KONA, HI – WWN has confirmed that Megan Fox married Brian Austin Green on June 24th. WWN also confirmed that she is still a man.
BRIDAL WAVE: TOILET-PAPER WEDDING DRESSES
ST. LOUIS – The economy is terrible. Brides are forced to come up with creative ways to realize their dream wedding. Toilet paper is the answer.
BIGFOOT SNAGS A BRIDESMAID
GAULEY, WV – At a wedding reception near the Cranberry River, Bigfoot busted in and grabbed one of the bridesmaids.