If those Norway guys can get so fed up with the Communist-in-Chief that they replace him with a cardboard cutout…
Tiger Woods
TIGER WOODS BARACK OBAMA
MIAMI, FL – To complement an upcoming Golf Digest issue featuring President Obama and Tiger Woods, Woods has created a list of tips for the President!
TIGER WOODS PAYS OFF MISTRESS
MIAMI, FL – Tiger Woods has paid his mistress so she would never admit to affair. He used a series of fake charities to hide it from his wife.
TIGER WOODS MISTRESSES
MIAMI, FL – Weekly World News uncovers the truth behind Tiger Woods mistresses. His wife went on a rampage that destroyed half of Disney World.
USGA TO ONLY ALLOW BIG NAME WINNERS
NEW YORK, NY – Watching Ricky Barnes and Luke Glover play the US Open this weekend, many viewers were left with one question: ‘Who the hell are these guys?’
STEROID SCANDAL HITS GOLF CADDIES
PALM BEACH, FL – On the eve of the season’s first major, another steroid scandal has rocked sports. This time: golf. But not the actual players on tour.
TRAVIS HENRY’S 11 KIDS
DENVER, CO – Congratulations to former Bronco’s running back Travis Henry. He’s a father. Again. For the 11th time.