WASILLA, AK – Representatives from the McCain Campaign have confirmed that Vice Presidential candidate, Governor Sarah Palin, will spend the Columbus Day holiday on a witch hunt.
LACK OF FIREWORK DISPLAYS FORCED THOUSANDS TO LIGHT THEIR FARTS
“I ATE A LOT OF BEANS SO I COULD SHOW MY TRUE PATRIOTISM,” SAYS LOCAL ORGANIZER. With the pandemic rearing its ugly head, more and more towns cancelled their 4th of July fireworks displays. It was a healthy, responsible thing to do. But, more and more small towns, like Wynott, South Dakota, found a way … READ MORE