HOLLYWOOD – Kim Kardashian got engaged to Kris Humphries of the New Jersey Nets. She’s moving to Jersey!
NEW YORK CITY – Kim Kardashian is letting the world see her Spanx!
LOS ANGELES – At last night’s Grammys, Kim Kardashian had a butt emergency. Her butt busted out of her dress!
LONDON – British women are so desperate for bigger bottoms that they are now taking “Booty Pills” to help out.
HOLLYWOOD – Kim Kardashian is pregnant and Kanye West is the father!
CHICAGO – The John D. and Catherine T MacArthur Foundation today made it official. Bat Boy is a genius.
WASHINGTON – Lindsay Lohan has been called to testify before a House panel on a new Jobs bill.
NEW YORK, NY – Has “Bieber fever” run out for Kim Kardashian!
NEW YORK, NY – Miley Cyrus has called it quits with her Aussie Hunk. She’s set her sights on a new target!