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U.S. PLANNING ARMY OF BAT BOY CLONES!

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“THE PENTAGON WANTS TO CREATE A BATTALION OF HEROES!” The U.S. Army War College in Carlisle, PA, has strongly advised the Pentagon to create hundreds or even thousands of Bat Boy clones to serve in ALL branches of the military. If the bold but controversial plan is enacted, War college analysts are convinced the army … READ MORE

MONK MAYHEM

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Monk Snaps! Screams at his bell for 3 days straight. GALLOWAY, SCOTLAND – There was some monk mayhem at the Kagyu Samye Ling Monastery when Ian Blanton had a breakdown while meditating. Blanton went on a three-day rant, destroying pillows, bells, and incense holders as he demanded to talk to someone – “anyone.” Blanton had … READ MORE