TULSA, OK – One of the deadliest spiders in the world was found wandering far from home – in an Oklahoma grocery store!
WAL-MART GANG
PORT SAINT LUCIE, FL – Gangs are springing up in Wal-Marts around the country, but shoppers continue to risk it in search of good deals.
TERRAFUGIA’S FLYING CAR
PLATTSBURGH, NY – The future is here! Terrafugia has just announced that the Transition flying car has made its first successful flight.
CARL LANDRY SHOT IN LEG
UPDATE: Houston Rockets’ Carl Landry was shot in the leg early this morning during a failed robbery. Was the same leprechaun from Plaxico Burress’ injury involved?
HUGH HEFNER SELLING MANSION
BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Playboy founder Hugh Hefner is not only unloading his family’s home to line his pockets, but key Playboy Mansion items are also going to the block.
iPHONE 3.0 APPS
SAN DIEGO, CA – Apple is set to give its popular iPhone a facelift. On March 17th the company will premiere the new iPhone 3.0 operating system and a host of new applications.
GRIM REAPER JUST GLAD TO BE PART OF THE TEAM
PHILADELPHIA – The angel of death reports that he is happy to be doing his part in the ongoing process of devouring human souls.
BERNARD MADOFF PLEADS GUILTY
NEW YORK, NY – Bernard Madoff will plead guilty to 11 charges on Thursday, but only with a very particular plea bargain.