Who warned of the current economic crisis? Weekly World News did! Check out the classic cover below.
I MARRIED THE EIFFEL TOWER!
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Erika, a 36-year old ex-soldier, fell in love with and married the Eiffel Tower! And she’s not the only person out there to have fallen in love with a building.
DAVID WILKERSON’S PROPHECY
NEW YORK, NY – Reverend David Wilkerson, a prophetic evangelist, recently warned of impending destruction. Apparently he read the message in a bowl of cornflakes!
BLIND MOTHER GIVEN NEWBORN CHIMP
NIGERIA – Blind mom Heather Hilton was leaving the hospital with her newborn son when hooligans kidnapped the boy, and sent her home with a baby chimpanzee!
GREAT DEPRESSION COOKING MAKES COMEBACK
OASIS, GA – With an ever worsening economic climate, millions are turning to recipes from the Great Depression to help save money.
3 SUGGESTED MASTER’S THESES
Drowning in books? Don’t know where to start? Here’s three easy ways to get a graduate degree!
TATTOO BARBIE GETS DUMPED
MALIBU, CA – Shocking the world today, Barbie and Ken have split up. In a press conference, Ken said it’s because of the tattoos.
THE SECRET TO SIX PACK ABS
NEW YORK— A team of trainers has announced over the course of every issue of Men’s Health magazine that abdominal definition is possible for the average newsstand shopper.
PENTHOUSE CLOSING
LOS ANGELES, CA – Penthouse is closing its doors for good and canceling its magazine. Free online pornography is believed to have dealt the deathblow to the publishing giant.