MR. REEL GOES TO THE MOVIES – EstrogEN MONSTER: THE GOLEM (2018)

In Jewish lore, the golem — a soulless and violent creature fashioned from clay who wreaks terrible vengeance on those who threaten Jews — is powered by Kabbalistic magic. In 2018’s The Golem, directed by Yoav Paz and Doron Paz with a screenplay by Ariel Cohen, it is powered by estrogen. That’s a lot more … READ MORE

I’M MADDER THAN A BULL IN A BOUNCE HOUSE ABOUT THIS EPSTEIN CLIENT LIST COVER-UP!

Folks, I’m so steamed I could fry an egg on my forehead! The Jeffrey Epstein client list—that filthy roster of high-flying perverts and power-hungry creeps—still hasn’t seen the light of day, and I’m about ready to bust a gasket! This is the kind of thing that makes my blood boil hotter than a Texas sidewalk … READ MORE

MY AMERICA AIN’T NO PATCHWORK QUILT OF WHINERS!

Listen up, you flag-wavin’, hot-dog-eatin’, firecracker-poppin’ Americans! It’s Independence Day, and I’m madder than a bald eagle stuck in a wind turbine! This here’s the day we celebrate our great nation breakin’ free from those tea-sippin’ British tyrants back in 1776, and yet here we are in 2025, squabblin’ like a bunch of alley cats … READ MORE

MR. REEL GOES TO THE MOVIES – CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD

Strong and Independent, Dammit!! Sure, you think you’re safe watching superhero movies because what the hell, it’s all just colorful fantasy action fun, right? Right?!?!? ‘fraid not. The Marvel machine released Captain America: Brave New World on February 14 of this year, and will launch The Fantastic 4: First Steps on July 25. By all … READ MORE

“Trump’s Tank-Tastic Triumph Trampled by Traitorous Tantrums!”

Folks, I’m so steamed I could cook a bald eagle on my forehead! President Trump, God bless his red, white, and blue soul. He threw the greatest military parade this country’s seen since we sent Saddam packing in ’91, and what do we get? A bunch of whining, flag-hating hippies clogging the streets with their … READ MORE

MR. REEL GOES TO THE MOVIES – THE GIRL IN THE SPIDER’S WEB (2018)

Round Up the Usual Suspects Exactly who do they think they’re kidding?!?! Between their fancy-pants cocktail parties, cocaine orgies and bleeding-heart red carpet oratory, the Hollyweird Elites want you and me to see the world via the same distorted funhouse mirror perspective they have. So they pack their films with subtly slanted messages. First cousin … READ MORE

I’M MADDER THAN A SKUNK IN A TRASH COMPACTOR! TRUMP VS. ELON IS A GLOBALIST PLOT TO DISTRACT REAL AMERICANS!

Folks, it’s your ol’ pal Ed Anger, and I’m so steamed I could fry an egg on my forehead and serve it with a side of righteous fury! The eggheads in Washington and Silicon Valley have gone and cooked up a doozy this time. And I’m here to blow the lid off their latest scam! … READ MORE

CRYPTO KIDNAPPERS? I SAY STRING ‘EM UP!

I’M MADDER THAN A HIPPIE IN A SHOWER FACTORY! Now I hear there’s a new breed of swamp-scum slithering through cyberspace: CRYPTO KIDNAPPERS. That’s right, folks—these pixel-pirates are snatching folks right off the digital highway and demanding their ransom in pretend money. Not dollars. Not gold. Not even good ol’ fashioned Chuck E. Cheese tokens. … READ MORE