Folks, I’m so steamed I could cook a bald eagle on my forehead! President Trump, God bless his red, white, and blue soul. He threw the greatest military parade this country’s seen since we sent Saddam packing in ’91, and what do we get? A bunch of whining, flag-hating hippies clogging the streets with their … READ MORE
By me, Ed Anger, Who Ain’t Never Been Pushed Around by Nobody, Not Even My Ex-Wife (Well, Maybe Once) I’m so mad I could punch a mime! I just saw a clip of French President Emmanuel Macron—aka Monsieur Macaroon—getting SHOVED by his wife like a scrawny altar boy who forgot to do the dishes. That’s … READ MORE
Round Up the Usual Suspects Exactly who do they think they’re kidding?!?! Between their fancy-pants cocktail parties, cocaine orgies and bleeding-heart red carpet oratory, the Hollyweird Elites want you and me to see the world via the same distorted funhouse mirror perspective they have. So they pack their films with subtly slanted messages. First cousin … READ MORE
I’M MADDER THAN A HIPPIE IN A SHOWER FACTORY! Now I hear there’s a new breed of swamp-scum slithering through cyberspace: CRYPTO KIDNAPPERS. That’s right, folks—these pixel-pirates are snatching folks right off the digital highway and demanding their ransom in pretend money. Not dollars. Not gold. Not even good ol’ fashioned Chuck E. Cheese tokens. … READ MORE
Folks, it’s your ol’ pal Ed Anger, and I’m so steamed I could fry an egg on my forehead and serve it with a side of righteous fury! The eggheads in Washington and Silicon Valley have gone and cooked up a doozy this time. And I’m here to blow the lid off their latest scam! … READ MORE
Folks, I’m madder than a wet hen in a hailstorm, and if you’re not, you ain’t paying attention! This country’s going to hell in a handbasket, and the latest proof is that music mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs is turning Tinsel Town into a one-man crime spree! I’m telling you, this guy’s got Hollywood shaking in … READ MORE
Folks, I’m so steamed I could boil my own head in a pot of clam chowder! Just when you think the world can’t get any dumber, those pointy-headed Eurocrats in Brussels go and prove me wrong. Word on the street—and by street, I mean the patriotic pavement of Main Street, USA—is that the European Union … READ MORE
Folks, I’m so steamed I could fry an egg on my forehead! Airline travel these days is a one-way ticket to Miseryville, and I’m sick and tired of it! Back in the good ol’ days, flying was a treat—stewardesses in sharp uniforms, legroom you could stretch a horse in, and meals that didn’t taste like … READ MORE
In an unexpected move, the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia has reportedly approached late-90s rock legends Smash Mouth to compose a fresh version of the national anthem, hoping to infuse it with what officials are calling “unstoppable stadium energy.” A Bold Move for a Bold Nation Saudi cultural representatives stated that the kingdom is looking to … READ MORE
Well, slap my hide and call me a patriot, folks! The day I’ve been hollerin’ about for years has finally come, and I’m madder than a wet hen that it took this long! President Donald J. Trump—God bless that beautiful head of hair—has signed an executive order that’s gonna make America’s showers great again, and … READ MORE