EARTH IS FLAT AND ROUND!
Astronomers announce a major discovery that will change how we all view the universe! SAN …
BAT BOY PICKS BIGFOOT FOR RUNNING MATE!
ANCHORAGE, AL – Bat Boy has decided on his 2020 running mate. After careful consideration, …
OK BOOMER! MILLENNIALS CANCEL THANKSGIVING
They’ve had enough with boomers and the way they have ruined everything for the generations …
FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE – LIVE IN VEGAS
LAS VEGAS, NV – The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are at it again. They …
QUEEN FIRES ENTIRE ROYAL FAMILY!
Her Majesty has had it with her royal brood. They’ll have to fend for themselves …
TURKEY PARDONS TRUMP!
President caught in Thanksgiving quid pro quo This afternoon, Pilgrim, a 38-pound turkey from northern …
FAMILY FINDS HERMIT IN ATTIC
The geezer had been there for 23 months! An Ohio family found an old man …
UNICYCLE GANG TERRORIZES L.A.!
LOS ANGELES – This gang-riddled city has a new group of toughs to worry about …
EINSTEIN WAS AN ACTOR!
Albert Einstein, the beloved genius of the twentieth century, was not who he seemed—at least …
GEYSER ERUPTS IN DOWNTOWN CHICAGO!
CHICAGO, IL – Geologists are stunned that a geyser has been erupting in Chicago over …