2020 IS GOING TO REPEAT!
A psychic has the bad news! Every year, Henrietta Halvorson spends December thinking about January. …
BAT BOY GOES CAROLING!
SINGING HIS HEART OUT FOR EVERYONE IN THE WWN UNIVERSE! Bat Boy, who is still …
BILL GATES REJECTED BY THE ILLUMINATI!
The secretive organization, The Illuminati, has refused admission to billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates Some feel …
MEET THE GORILLAS OF WALMART!
THEY EVEN HAVE CREDIT CARDS! Walmart has nearly 5,000 stores in America, but only ONE …
MAN SELLS SOUL TO DEVIL
DEVIL DEMANDS REFUND! Over the years, Weekly World News has encountered the Devil aka “Lucifer,” …
SANTA HAS COVID!
Will not affect present delivery! As COVID-19 numbers climb through the winter wave—second or third …
DRACULA GOES VEGAN!
AFTER MASSIVE HEART ATTACK, HE’S SWITCHING TO BLOODY MARYS Count Dracula has been sucking blood …
MOB WAR AVOIDED THROUGH SPELLING BEE
LEARNING TO SPELL “CARNAGE” HELPS THEM AVOID IT! Law enforcement agencies across the nation are …
MULE ELECTED MAYOR
Townspeople from a small town in Upstate New York learned from experience that they couldn’t …
ALIENS ABDUCT COUPLE, DON’T PROBE THEM!
“ON A CERTAIN LEVEL, I’M DISAPPOINTED,” SAYS MAN. It’s not very often that a civilian …