5 GREAT WITCH SPELLS YOU CAN USE
GET THE LIFE YOU DREAMED OF! You can attract love, money, and luck, banish evil from your life and even deflect an enemy’s evil ey, with five great print-and-save spells … READ MORE
ANCIENT EGYPTIAN BOWLING LEAGUE DISCOVERED IN DIG!
BOWLING BALLS AND PINS UNEARTHED AS WELL! Last November, when the headlines were driven by the first wave of COVID-19, archeologists in Egypt unearthed more than 100 beautifully painted wooden … READ MORE
ARE YOU PART OF THE PANDEMIC’S PANDENTISTRY BOOM?
SMILE AWAY Marsha Vickers was never happy with her smile. “I knew I had a weird bite,” she said. “My front and bottom teeth don’t quite touch.” But the Providence … READ MORE
10 COOL TIPS TO SURVIVE IN HELL
…AND ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE! If you follow a few simple rules, you can survive an eternity in Hell with little or no suffering. And can even turn it into an … READ MORE
SNOW WHITE’S PRINCE ACCUSED OF SEXUAL MISCONDUCT!
LIFE-SAVING KISS DEEMED “NON-CONSENSUAL” AND A BAD EXAMPLE. On a lovely street tucked into Burbank’s suburbs is a block featuring nothing but tiny “fairy” cottages. At the end of the … READ MORE
HOT SEX! COUPLE BURSTS INTO FLAMES IN THE SACK!
“AT LEAST, IT’S ONE OF YOUR BETTER WAYS TO GO,” SAYS LOCAL COP. Many people look forward to the prospect of hot sex. But on couple’s lovemaking got so steamy, … READ MORE
“OHIO IS FOR LEADERS” CAMPAIGN BRINGS ALIENS TO BUCKEYE STATE!
Governor: “From the Wright Brothers To P’Lod, Ohio is First in Flight!” Ohio’s new economic ad campaign “Ohio is for Leaders” has achieved universal acclaim. It has brought aliens to … READ MORE
BREAKING NEWS: WEEKLY WORLD NEWS STUDIOS LAUNCHES!
Weekly World News Launches Entertainment Division, Announces First Project “The Zombie Wedding” From Deadline.com today. Written by Matt Grobar EXCLUSIVE: Weekly World News—the supermarket tabloid behind such wacky characters as Bat Boy, … READ MORE
THE ZOMBIE WEDDING!
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS WAS ON THE SCENE TO REPORT ON THE FIRST-EVER WEDDING BETWEEN A HUMAN BRIDE AND A ZOMBIE GROOM! DAMASCUS, VA – Ashley Morgan (a human) decided to … READ MORE
BAT BOY’S BAND IS ON THE RUN! PURSUED BY THE FBI!
HIS WORLD TOUR IS FORCED TO GO UNDERGROUND! The lights dim in “Florida Man’s Cave” in Daytona, Florida. This reporter is sitting next to concert promoter Dick Hyman. “You’re going … READ MORE