HOT SEX! COUPLE BURSTS INTO FLAMES IN THE SACK!
“AT LEAST, IT’S ONE OF YOUR BETTER WAYS TO GO,” SAYS LOCAL COP. Many people look forward to the prospect of hot sex. But on couple’s lovemaking got so steamy, … READ MORE
“OHIO IS FOR LEADERS” CAMPAIGN BRINGS ALIENS TO BUCKEYE STATE!
Governor: “From the Wright Brothers To P’Lod, Ohio is First in Flight!” Ohio’s new economic ad campaign “Ohio is for Leaders” has achieved universal acclaim. It has brought aliens to … READ MORE
BREAKING NEWS: WEEKLY WORLD NEWS STUDIOS LAUNCHES!
Weekly World News Launches Entertainment Division, Announces First Project “The Zombie Wedding” From Deadline.com today. Written by Matt Grobar EXCLUSIVE: Weekly World News—the supermarket tabloid behind such wacky characters as Bat Boy, … READ MORE
THE ZOMBIE WEDDING!
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS WAS ON THE SCENE TO REPORT ON THE FIRST-EVER WEDDING BETWEEN A HUMAN BRIDE AND A ZOMBIE GROOM! DAMASCUS, VA – Ashley Morgan (a human) decided to … READ MORE
BAT BOY’S BAND IS ON THE RUN! PURSUED BY THE FBI!
HIS WORLD TOUR IS FORCED TO GO UNDERGROUND! The lights dim in “Florida Man’s Cave” in Daytona, Florida. This reporter is sitting next to concert promoter Dick Hyman. “You’re going … READ MORE
CLASSIC MONSTER RETIREMENT HOME EXPANDS CAMPUS!
WELCOMES THE CLASS OF THE 1950S. Entering the 2,000 plus acres Monster Retirement home after dark is like entering a different world, several different worlds, in fact. This reporter is … READ MORE
ELVIS SEEN AT GRACELAND ON HIS 85th BIRTHDAY!
After years of speculation the truth can finally be told: Elvis Presley not only faked his death in 1977, he’s still alive today (at age 85) – and we’ve got … READ MORE
FISHERMAN NETS MERMAID – AND EATS HER!
HE THOUGHT SHE WAS A DOLPHIN Longtime angler John Henreed is facing tremendous pressure to hang up his lures and nets. His poor vision caused him to make a grisly … READ MORE
REDNECK VAMPIRES TERRORIZE ALABAMA… ONCE AGAIN!
TRANSILL, AL – Everyone in these parts knew that Vladdy-Joe Crump made moonshine in a cave below Dexter Mountain. And they knew he was a little strange. They all knew … READ MORE
TOP 7 BILLIONAIRE PICK-UP LINES!
Bezos and Gates give their best tips! As a Weekly World News reporter, I’m used to having access to practically everything. Classified government documents? Name a country. Alien autopsy reports? … READ MORE