FLATULENCE SAVES MAN FROM KIDNAPPERS!
“THANK GOD I HAD THAT THIRD BURRITO,” HE EXPLAINS When a black van roared up …
GOOTANS OFFER CORONAVIRUS ADVICE
They’ve dealt with it before! The world is in the grips of coronavirus fever. Every …
TESLA SOCIAL DISTANCING UNIT REVEALED!
One month ago, Elon Musk was spotted in a grocery store wearing an unusual contraption. …
MYSTERIOUS CLOWNS TERRIFY TOWN
“YOU’RE AFRAID TO OPEN THE MAIL BOX BECAUSE OF THE CONFETTI BOMBS,” SAYS MAYOR Just …
GILBERT GOTTFRIED HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF CESAR ROMERO!
“It began right around the time I started my podcast.” The sixty five year old …
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WHEN BUFFALO DON’T ROAM
HOME ON THE RANGE. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN BUFFALO DON’T ROAM. Oh give me a home …
HOLLYWOOD SET TO RE-OPEN!
“WE MIGHT HAVE TO LAMINATE THE ACTORS,” SAYS ONE PRODUCER. According to Agence France-Presse, California …
DECLASSIFIED: AREA 51 IS AN ALIEN SELF-STORAGE FACILITY!
Weekly World News has finally found the truth about Area 51. Apparently, the US government …
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IDAHO MAN STRICKEN WITH POTATO FEET!
On Monday June 8th an Idaho man awoke to a shocking transformation – his feet had turned …
POPULAR ALIEN TELEVISION SHOW CANCELED!
GOODBYE, OPTION EIGHT! GOOTAN FAVORITE IS OVER! Option Eight, the popular television comedy that transfixed …