PLANET NIBURU TO COLLIDE WITH EARTH!
A prominent astrophysicist has confirmed that NIBIRU COULD COLLIDE WITH EARTH AS EARLY AS JULY 29th, 2022. Dr. Frank Mallikovski, formerly with NASA, told Weekly World News that Planet Nibiru … READ MORE
THE LEAST-WANTED LOOKALIKES!
New company pleasing no one—and that’s the point! The sign over the unassuming storefront on the outskirts of Miami reads “Double Jeopardy,” in a font that looks familiar. Yes, it’s … READ MORE
FIVE WAYS TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM LEPRECHAUN SHENANIGANS ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY!
Oh, St. Patrick’s Day is quickly approaching, and with it the love for all things Irish. Green beer, shepherd’s pie, Lucky Charms, four-leaf clovers, Leprechauns, and wishes! But if you’re … READ MORE
PH.D. APE’S New Economic Theory of Success
SENDS SHOCKWAVES THROUGH WALL STREET! Weekly World News reports shocking findings from Ph.D. Ape. Among his many talents, he is also a noted economic theorist and has been studying the … READ MORE
MAN CAN SPIN HIS HEAD 360 DEGREES!
JUST LIKE HIS GRANDPA! TURIN, ITALY Marco Laurello is carrying on a proud tradition in show business that his grandfather started 60 years ago: He’s the man with the revolving … READ MORE
8 U.S. SENATORS ARE ALIENS
ALIEN’S SHOCKING REVELATION ROCKS THE CAPIToL WASHINGTON, D.C. – P’Lod, a space alien, who stunned the world by revealing that five U.S. Senators were extraterrestrials in 2019 dropped another bombshell. … READ MORE
THE RETURN OF BOBSTRADAMUS!
NOSTRADAMUS’ KID BROTHER SIZES UP 2022. As we slog into the third month of 2022, it’s becoming obvious that this year is going to be screwier than last year. Marching … READ MORE
KANGOROUS AWAKENS!
The Mystifying Menace is back! SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A horrible and mystifying new menace has once again arisen to threaten Australia and perhaps all of humankind: “I was on my … READ MORE
TRAFFIC COP KILLED WHEN 400-LB. DRUNK FALLS ON HIM!
Jumbo Motorist Passes Out During Sobriety Test — flattens patrolman A tipsy, 400-pound motorist passed out trying to walk a straight line during a drunk test — and squashed a … READ MORE
PLANET WEEKLY WORLD NEWS! COMING SUMMER 2022!
NEW YORK — FEBRUARY 22, 2022 — WEEKLY WORLD NEWS is coming to the metaverse! WWN announces its partnership with award-winning game developers, CLEVER WHATEVER in an authentic new Weekly … READ MORE